Thursday July 18, 2013
Maybell, CO to Vernal, UT – 90 miles
Today’s ride started with a long hill that led to more hills and left Cam and I ahead of the pack. We crossed paths with Abram a few times, then came across a freshly killed deer, and a mile later the severely damaged SUV that had killed it. Roadkill is hands-down my least favorite daily encounter on this trip. I’d say I pass at least four dead animals a day, and they are only more upsetting from the close view of a bike. When I start to extrapolate those numbers over the whole trip or worse the whole country, it’s seriously upsetting.
Cam and I rode together the whole morning then picked up Celise at first lunch. We stopped at the Dinosaur National Park visitor center for some fun facts and graphic postcards, then got ferocious at the town billboard.
We crossed into Utah a few miles later (record number of stops in a 3-mile stretch) then enjoyed the colorful mountains for the rest of the ride. Around mile 80 most of our gang decided to take the 14 mile detour to go see/touch real dinosaur bones at Dinosaur National Park. The bones didn’t particularly appeal to me (especially not with the extra 14 miles of hot desert sun and hills) so Cam and I opted to skip it and continued riding in pursuit of cold beer and sandwiches instead. We found some right near the host (which was difficult as the town seems to made entirely of car dealerships and motels) and it may have been the best beer I’ve ever had. Cold crisp and refreshing, all I remember is it was some kind of hefeweisen, and it tasted like heaven.
We shuttled to showers at the local rec center, then I rode over to the nearby dollar store to get supplies for my prom proposal. I worked on my crafty props, presents and plan while doing laundry with my chore group, then set it all up when everyone went to bed. I pimped out my date’s (it’s Emily! shhhh!) bike in the parking lot, then went to sleep out on the church lawn, pleased with my work.
Fast forward a few hours to 3 am and all previous ease was replaced with abrupt panic and mad scrambling as 12-15 lawn sprinklers erupted from their hidden lawn pockets and violently assaulted every dry thing in a 30-foot radius. Among the drenched victims were: me, Cam, both of our sleeping bags, both of our thermarests, all the bikes (except for Emily’s which was safely isolated and decorated in the parking lot – which makes me accidentally the best prom date ever), helmets, shoes, and anything else anybody left near their bikes or on the lawn. Cam found a small patch of concrete next to a shed that was relatively safe from water blasts and we scurried our stuff over there (but not before my sleeping bag had been soaked to dripping) After 10 or so minutes of standing there in shock and mid-sleep confusion staring at the water works around us and hanging up our various sopping belongings, we ducked behind the picnic table there and attempted (unsuccessfully) a few hours of cold, wet sleep before our 6 am wake up.
The whole thing was incredibly funny afterward, like something out of a sitcom. I also learned that Cam had found one of the sprinklers the afternoon before and, thinking it was the only one, placed a small bucket over it before going to sleep outside. That tiny effort was so hilariously futile when we were drenched to the bone, staring at a giant fountain of a lawn, I keep thinking about it randomly the next day then cracking up out of nowhere. It’s also funny because I now freak out (picture captain hook with the tick-tocking crocodile) whenever I hear an erupting sprinkler noise. This noise occurs fairly frequently in Utah (they looooove their sprinklers) and after the traumatic 3am spray down, it’s terrifying.